さおり｜The "Baffling Theory" Episode, Where the Subtitle Says "I Even Came Twice…"

The subtitle in the sample counts "I even came twice…" But in the comments, someone recounts. "Apparently the number of times she came wasn't 2, it was 3."

The June 18 episode of Saori is No. 3 of the 12 popular videos by plays (19,309 plays, as of September 27). More than half of the sample is only subtitles on a dark screen, yet the begging lines come through properly.

What I read: the caption, the thumbnail, the 2 min 7 sec free sample, and the 38 comments. I have not watched the main video's 21 minutes.

What's good about this video

① An easy closeness where they can say "How many times do you think I've seen it?"

In the audio of the sample, an embarrassed voice and a voice that answers with quips go back and forth. "Come on, isn't that enough already?" "No, no way, no way." To the voice saying "I kind of don't like doing it in this outfit," a voice answers "It's weird to change now," and "How many times do you think I've seen it?" follows. You can hear the lack of reserve between two people who have met many times.

② Even under a dark screen, the begging lines can be heard

The second half of the sample drops to a dark screen, and only the subtitles remain. "I wanted it put in quickly, so I ended up asking…" The audio goes on in the meantime, with an exchange of "If you want it put in, please ask properly," and the voice saying "I want it put in" is in there too. Because the footage is pared back, it is built to let you hear the begging scene through the exchange of voices alone.

③ A plain closing line, "Having it moved for me really does feel good"

The caption's text ends with "Having it moved for me really does feel good." Rather than enjoying it on her own, it is better to have the other person move. At the close of an episode where she went along with the "baffling theory," an honest impression is set.

What kind of video it is

The caption opens with Mr. Sugiura's claim. The reason Saori comes easily is "that you have some kind of embarrassed feeling toward me." Because she gets nervous and her body tenses up, she comes right away, he says. The caption calls this claim a "baffling theory." After that, the caption writes that she was told that if she piled on even more embarrassing things, like a legs-over-head position such as the manguri-gaeshi, she would get used to the embarrassment and be able to hold out longer.

The caption writes the result as "I was really, truly embarrassed, but," and then, she got wet, and it goes on: "I ended up begging for him to put it in quickly." According to the subtitles, what goes in is an "extra-thick dildo," and "I even came twice…" The setting is a room with a treatment table, and Saori is still in her navy treatment uniform.

What the free sample shows

The 2 min 7 sec sample is built with scenes with subtitles in the first half, and only subtitles on a dark screen in the second half. Because there are few scenes to see, the ones that remain are dense. There is a figure lying on the table still in the navy treatment uniform, and a scene where a hand goes to her underwear, and the subtitle reads "Somehow I just kept getting wetter and wetter…" Even with her face behind the blur, both the embarrassed voice and the begging voice come through well enough from the audio alone.

There is one more thing to listen for. It is the exchange that continues under the blackout, "If you want it put in, please ask properly." What the sample does not include is the main video's 21 minutes, and the extra-thick dildo scene itself that the subtitles describe.

Voices in the comments

As of October 4, the page shows 27. The breakdown of the 38 I could read is 20 comments from viewers, 1 reply between users, and 17 replies from the poster, with dates running from mid-June to early September. Some tendencies overlap, so the sums do not add up.

• Voices waiting for and predicting insertion are the most, at about 8, and some even write the next title ahead of time: "Next episode's title: Finally Did It with Mr. Sugiura"
• There are 2 requests asking for phrasing unlike her usual character, or lines in the sexually aggressive vein
• Disappointment and negativity come to 2. 1 is disappointment that the insertion was a toy. 1 is someone who writes only "I thought, hmm, not great."
• There were also 2 posts disparaging her body in crude language
• 1 is the correction to "3 times" at the opening
• For questions, 1 asks how it went with Mr. Sugiura

There are 17 replies from the poster, and ones that deny it with "I haven't!!" sit side by side with ones that answer "It's training with a toy."

What to know before you buy

At 21 minutes, it is on the short side. The only clue to the price is Saori's plan. There is one all-you-can-watch plan at ¥5,980 a month (as of September 30, 92 videos), and whether this episode is covered, and its single-purchase price, are not in the caption.

There are three points that put some people off.

• The insertion is a toy. The subtitle writes "extra-thick dildo." The comments also have a voice disappointed that it was a toy
• More than half of the sample is a dark screen. Much of the draw is in the subtitles and the audio, so the scenes you can confirm in footage are short
• The thumbnail text and the last subtitle of the sample contain stronger phrasing than the caption. What the caption writes is a flow in which, while embarrassed, she "ended up begging" on her own. If you dislike strong wording, avoid it

Who this will click with

• People who want to enjoy, as conversation, the flow of going along with Mr. Sugiura's "baffling theory"
• People who like the exchanges of two familiar people, such as "How many times do you think I've seen it?"
• People who don't mind listening only to voices under a blackout where the footage is pared back

The subtitle says 2 times, and one comment in the comments says 3. If you find yourself wanting to check that difference, first see whether the voices in the sample suit your taste. To compare with other episodes, start from the Saori introduction article.